Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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