Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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