Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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