remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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