I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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