no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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