8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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