So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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