ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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