I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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