Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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