Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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Every concussion has its silver lining
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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