Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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