Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
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