no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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