Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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