is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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