...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
