Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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