So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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