spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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