We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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