oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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