just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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