No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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