it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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