She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
