Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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