I hate all girls vehemently.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
