Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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