Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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