Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I had to cum in my sink.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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