How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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