She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
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it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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