Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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