dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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