I'm drive I can fine osifer
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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