just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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