I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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