Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Who died my cat blue again?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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