you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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