Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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