I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
try to milk me bitch
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