my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just found puke in my bra..
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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