she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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