Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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