You really coming over, don't trick.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia