I bet he comes in French.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.