She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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