please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
