She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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