Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she smelled like a LAN party
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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