You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Randomize
