I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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