Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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