Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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