Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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