I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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