please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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