redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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